11. You're sucking the romance out of the ritual
The billowing steam of boiling water, smell of freshly ground beans, and the simple pleasure of marrying the two with slowly poured concentric circles that cause the grounds to bloom like the dweeb in a high school romantic comedy -- you lose these delightful elements when you become a coffee robot.
12. K-Cups ruin coffee breaks
Office efficiency is one of the main selling points of Keurig machines, but office inefficiency was always the point of the coffee break. By being more time-efficient, your overlords win.
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Dan Gentile is a staff writer on Thrillist's national food and drink team. He loves his workplace overlords! Follow him to very efficient remote working at @Dannosphere.