Space-age drink technology is all well and good, but the biggest news here is the line-up of name brands on offer: Coke, Coke Zero, Sprite, Fanta, and Dr Pepper are just a few of the initial offerings available at launch, and we can only assume the list'll continue to grow if/when the machine gains a following. It's currently available in white or black, and sells for $369.99.
Bonus: You can probably still stare at a Scarlett Johansson photo while using it, although she probably won't be too happy about it.
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Gianni Jaccoma is a staff writer for Thrillist, and he doesn't drink soda unless it's in cocktail form. Follow his boozed-up tweets @gjaccoma, and send your news tips to firstname.lastname@example.org