The beverage equivalent of Gilbert Gottfried: abrasive, disappointing, and a little bit salty, but still kind of weirdly good?
17. Pineapple Strawberry (aka Piña Fraise)
Have you ever applied Lip Smackers while listening to the music of Jimmy Buffett? Me neither, but after drinking this, I have a pretty solid guess what the experience might be like.
If orange soda was heroin, this would be an entirely inadequate dose of methadone. The orange doesn't pop nearly to the degree of some of its siblings. If your taste buds weren't paying attention you might think someone slipped you a Pure.
The sad reality of mango-flavored anything is that it rarely tastes much like the actual fruit. In this case, the result hovers somewhere near the mark without really approaching it, creating feelings of confusion, much like a deceptively alluring Chris Kattan.
One of LaCroix's most beloved varieties, and yet… not really doing it for me. Ask yourself, Pamplemousse fans: How much of your devotion stems directly from the feeling of superiority that comes with using the French word for "grapefruit?"