Baristas who make latte leaves should be ashamed of themselves -- if you wanna see coffee art done right, take a peak at the impressive work of Michael Breach. The Brooklyn barista artist has been making intricate New York skylines (and Alf portraits!) for a while now, but just debuted a trio of Oscar-inspired java art that makes "Starry Night" look like a hack job. If you've always wanted Leonardo DiCaprio or Joaquin Phoenix in your coffee cup... then you have very specific wants in life, and also you should see this guy's work.
Watch him in action via this Tumblr-produced video:
Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist. She ghostwrote her friend's Oscar pool ballot earlier today, but don't tell anyone -- she wants her cut of the cash. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.