Skim milk is bullshit!
Remember when we were kids and the list of things that could kill you was closed to discussion? Lead paint, Africanized bees, charred steak, raw hamburgers, and whole milk. Those were the things that would make your heart explode and no cockamamie "research studies" by "scientists" from the "Internet" could change what we thought.
Well, like so many good things from our childhood, science has stuck its pointy beaker into our business and debunked prior findings to report that whole milk is fine. Hear that, Africanized bees? We're gonna live after all. Esquire reports that "scientists who tallied diet and health records for several thousand patients over the span of 10 years found those who consumed more milk fat had lower incidence of heart disease." 10 years and thousands of patients? That's no middle school science class. That's ironclad.
Not only is whole milk safe, says The Washington Post, but it's actually quite vital in beating diseases. Marcia Otto, assistant professor of epidemiology at the University of Texas, says that "certain foods that are high in fat seem to be beneficial." She goes on to say that America is "losing a huge opportunity for the prevention of disease" by not drinking whole milk.