Their beer: East End Brewing Co.'s Fat Gary's Nut Brown Ale
Iron City famously left town to brew elsewhere, so they're out of the running. Instead, the pick has to be beloved brewery East End's Fat Gary's Nut Brown Ale, because we guarantee that at any Pirates game, there are at least 500 people in attendance who go by the nickname Fat Gary, and at least half of those people are just biding their time until the Steelers play again. Soon, Fat Gary. Soon. Random player call-out #3: Andy Van Slyke!
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Their beer: Stone Brewing Co.'s Punishment
Because Stone is a fantastic San Diego brewery, and watching this team try and score runs will definitely feel like punishment. But not this punishment, because it's delicious, and 10% ABV, so, eventually, no matter what happens in the game, you won't feel much of anything.