Given the exorbitant prices of in-house concessions at sporting games... and movie theaters... and pretty much every other type of performance venue, people are bound to eventually attempt to circumvent paying for beer and food by bringing their own stuff from outside. Case in point: this soccer-loving dude from Turkey, who has outfitted himself with every beer-concealing clothing garment ever to be invented, apparently, and is trying to smuggle in what looks like at least 24 beers.
Unfortunately, he gets caught, of course. And the security guard spends the next minute and a half -- somehow without cracking up -- confiscating the beers from all over him while his friends look on. At least the stadium staff won't be thirsty.
Adam Lapetina is a Food/Drink staff writer for Thrillist, and salutes this international hero. Read his musings at @adamlapetina.