How much will this no. 2 brew cost you? Well, unless you pick up a cup at one of these five star hotels, a Black Ivory sample pack will run you $66, and at 35g, it'll make about five espresso-sized cups. In other words, a pound of the stuff would set you back roughly $860 -- if they sold it by the pound, which they totally don't.
Still, each purchase helps to support Thailand's Golden Triangle Asian Elephant Foundation, so it's probably tax deductible. Maybe? Definitely tusk deductible, though.
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