On any given night there're plenty of types of terrible people in bars, but New Year's Eve is a special powder keg of people-watching. Whether you're at a pub, restaurant, or old-fashioned house party, it's amateur hour all night long, and even teetotalers are downing bottomless cups of the most intoxicating spirit of all: new beginnings.
Here they are:
The guy leading the Champagne toast
If you drank more, and talked less, maybe you'd have better toasts to give next New Year's Eve.
The big spender
That's funny that you dropped $1,500 on $12 worth of distilled potato, and, apparently, $1,488 worth of cranberry juice.
The open-bar enthusiast
It's a great deal, right? Only have to drink 14 more whiskey-gingers before you offset the cover!
The over-the-top, inappropriate midnight kissers
You realize it's 12:06, right?
The guy who brings the super-hot chick nobody knows
Stop insecurely preventing her from talking to all the new friends you promised her she'd make. Did you really just follow her to the bathroom?