Their beer: Indeed Brewing Company Stir Crazy
Indeed says its winter ale is designed "to warm you from within during the coldest time of year." And the good people of Minneapolis will need all the warmth they can get for their first home playoff game, as it will be between 1 and -9 degrees, which means the Vikings could win and start a deep playoff run, as long as Russell Wilson first gets frostbite and his brain freezes, and he somehow forgets how to play football.
New England Patriots
Their beer: Beer Works Contender IPA
Despite losing four out of their last six, the Pats are still contenders, making this 6.5% ABV beer with 80 IBUs perfectly named. Their performance earlier in the season earned them a bye, and they're rewarded with a week off for Brady to further heal his ankle and eat the most bizarre pre-game food: tiny footballs made out of lentils. With talent like Brady, Belichick, and the anthropomorphic beard who coaches their defense, it's tough to ever count this team out. Ask the Seahawks.