You have a wine locker
Now, don’t get us wrong. We believe in wine ALL of the wine. In our dreams, we would have an entire floor in our headquarters stocked with thousands of wines from all over the planet and secret entry codes and fingerprint scanners and wine trivia games and a 24-hour wine expert on hand. Preferably shirtless. However, don’t have said wine-haven (yet). But also because we believe wine is meant to be consumed, not stored. Save the lockers for the gym, my friend, and hit up a BevMo on the regular.
Your tastes are dictated by price tags
I don’t know about you, but we have had some pretty remarkable, complex, party-on-your-palate wines for $20 bucks or less. And yeah, sure, sometimes you gotta splurge on a bottle you really love. But an $800 bottle? That doesn’t necessarily make you a fancy-pants or a know-it-all. It just makes you either super financially stable or super fiscally irresponsible, and whichever it is, you’re going to never shut up about how much you spend on wine.