Every morning, you roll in with a full travel mug
Yep, everyone wants to hear more about your morning commute (longer than theirs) and your coffee (more economical than theirs). Keep it coming.
You drink bottled “coffee beverages” because you’re “cutting back”
Wait, explain again how that calorie-laden Frappuccino is healthier than a coffee?
You hide your mixer of choice (soy milk, almond milk, half-and-half, etc.) so it lasts longer
You are a cruel, calculating, selfish mastermind, and you are not to be trifled with. Also, you are a terror to be around when planning Easter egg hunts for children.