When the office gets new K-Cup flavors, you review them for your coworkers
You think “Blue Ridge Dark Night” has a more subtle flavor profile than “Early Morning Edition”, and PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW THIS.
You express shock about how much sugar your coworkers pour into their coffee… while they’re pouring it
Listen, health nut -- back away slowly, or be stabbed in the eyeball with this wooden stirrer. Your choice.
You grind your own beans
Don’t worry, that doesn’t bother anybody. It’s just a bean grinder in an office. Definitely keep doing it a lot while people work.
You actually talk about how people should have low expectations of you because you haven’t had your coffee yet
They do have low expectations... of your conversational skills. Also, there’s a machine right there, so drink some coffee. It’s super easy.