You never know what implements you'll have on hand when you need to open a beer. Sure, a bottle opener is ideal, but in less convenient circumstances (like, say, when you're kicking it with Leatherface), you might have to turn to something a little more heavy-duty to crack open those suds. The dudes over at Slo Mo Lab decided to go for the gusto and open a variety of bottles (cider and an old-school glass Coke) with a chainsaw, and they captured it all in absolutely glorious slow motion. While alcohol and dangerous machinery don't usually mix, we'll make an exception for this one.
Watch this thing in high-def:
This Bubble Tea Is Set on Fire
Adam Lapetina is a food/drink staff writer at Thrillist, and despite not being a lumberjack, he's still OK. Read his musings on Twitter at @adamlapetina.