"Cream" should be bolded in the name of this soda, because this is the creamiest cream soda I've ever sipped. Oskar Blues runs a farm near here... did these guys milk the cows directly into this soda? OK, granted, that doesn't sound appetizing, but you'll have to take my word that it's a good thing.
Also of note: it's made with orange juice concentrate. No wonder it doesn't taste artificial. And in what may be the greatest rap pun ever made on a craft brewery's soda can, "WOOOOO TANG" is printed on the top of it. You know, because of the C.R.E.A.M. This orange cream is a real dream. I should see if Wu-Tang will let me in with rhymes like that.
Black cherry has always reminded me of cough syrup, and because of that, this tastes to me like cough syrup. But if you love black cherry, you'd be hard-pressed to find a black-cherrier soda in the world. This is literally beating you over the head with black cherry flavor to the point that you're unable to taste anything else, maybe for the rest of your life. I may be exaggerating due to my newfound irrational hatred of black cherry.