The Guy Who Is Working Late
Brad’s serious now, and career driven. He’ll still text his bros saying, “Take a Jägerbomb in my honor, bros!” before heading to the unisex bathroom to cry between filing audit reports.
The Couple With a New Baby at Home
Alex S. and Karen tied the knot last year, and quickly put a bun in the oven. They're staying in to bask in the glow of parenthood, or you know, clean up green baby excrement all night.
The Super-Early Black Friday Shopper
He wanted to get the jump on those big sales, and clearly cares more about a $200 flat-screen than his friends/family. Oh, he'll still be drinking, though. Just illegally in line at Best Buy.
The Recent, Anxious Transplant
Stewart's new in town and hasn’t met any new friends, but his mom keeps telling him tonight’s a big night for meeting people, as the bars will be packed. He’ll look inside the bar, than walk away quietly, and drive his Corolla home in silence.
The Trapped-Under-Industrial-Crane Guy
Bruce had been looking forward to seeing his old high school friends all week, but accidentally got trapped under an industrial crane at work just before clocking out. Because tomorrow is a holiday, no one will notice for a while.