Their beer: Deep Ellum Easy Peasy
Romo's out six to 12 weeks, but like the sessionable Easy Peasy IPA, that news goes down… easy. See, this offseason Jerry Jones prepared for the inevitability that Romo would go down in a heap -- and the early signs are that he planned well, because Dak Prescott has had a seriously good-looking preseason. He's still a rookie, but with weapons like Witten and Dez, it'll be tough for him to screw up that much.
Their beer: Comrade Brewing Superpower
The Broncos won games last season when Manning threw the ball like an 80-year-old grandpa playing catch with his grandson, only with far worse accuracy. So with Von Miller re-signing and the rest of the D looking no worse for wear, expect the Broncos to continue to be an AFC superpower, just like this 100-IBU American IPA. New QB Trevor Siemian's job is not to replace Peyton, but to simply not be intercepted every time. The superhuman and strangely four-eyed Miller will take care of the rest.
Their beer: Griffin Claw Norm’s Raggedy Ass IPA
Things haven’t been great for the Lions in recent years -- or, just about any year, really -- but at least they could count on a few spectacular Megatron moments each season in between hobbling ankle injuries. Well, like Barry Sanders before him, Calvin's gone before his time because the Lions made him sad. So yeah, without the one guy who could make Matt Stafford appear competent, it's gonna be one Raggedy-Ass offense (and defense too, probably!).