Great news for defenders of the night, or just dudes who enjoy playing Halo at 3am: RaceTrac has got a deal that will keep you going for at least 24 hours. Coming to you from Redditor IWarChicken, this gas station promo gets you a free small coffee when you buy two 16oz Monster energy drinks. That adds up to about 450mg of caffeine, which we hear gives you the ability to taste colors. To be fair, we're sure this deal is aimed at truckers who don't stop for six hours on end, but for anyone who does drink these all at once, expect hallucinations.
Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist, and probably has a clinical fear of energy drinks. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.