22. That feeling of knowing that everyone who's not currently day drinking is totally jealous of you. Seriously, text anyone and tell them what you're up to and they'll say, "I'm so jealous!"
23. Corn Hole > Bartop Trivia.
24. Corn Hole > Trivia Night.
25. Corn Hole > Korn or Hole, two bands you have 0% chance of hearing while day drinking, but which some jerk with no sensitivity for his surroundings might put on the jukebox at night.