26. Day drinkers are a more welcoming crowd, which means a lot more intermingling of groups and fascinating new friends.
27. Spades. Hearts. Uno. ***hole. Whatever your game, cards just isn't the same under fluorescent lights.
28. You have a far more understandable excuse for being sweaty.
29. You get to end your drinking session with happy hour.
30. When you're done day drinking, you can eat "late night" wherever you want, because all the restaurants are still open, and everyone still delivers.
31. Also all of your booty text recipients will still be awake.
32. Coming home and binge-watching 5 hours of TV doesn't require staying up 'til 7am.