While many have wondered what Fifty Shades of Grey Red Satin or Mirror Mirror actually taste like, few have been brave enough to try these novelty wines for themselves. Luckily, Cosmopolitan gathered up a few pros to assess those and other pop culture wines so you don't have to. While the crowd was pretty into the Fifty Shades vintage, no one was a fan of the Star Trek selection, the Duck Dynasty pink moscato, or the Parmesan-esque Downton Abbey white. Better luck next time, Dowager Countess.
Kristin Hunt is a Food/Drink staff writer for Thrillist, and has totally tried AC/DC wine. Follow her to Thunderstruck Chardonnay at @kristin_hunt.