Everyone's Freaking Out About the Return of Starbucks' Pumpkin Spice Latte
It's September, and you know what that means! Fall is here and so are Starbucks' Pumpkin Spice Lattes! OK, if you want to be exact about it, fall doesn't start for another three weeks. And it's still in the high 80s in most of the country. And pro football hasn't even begun. And Halloween is still two months away.
Look, the only thing that matters is that pumpkin spice lattes are back, which means Americans are legally required to drink one right now! Here's what the internet thinks about the return of a fall favorite.
This guy is living that "all pumpkin everything" lifestyle
Starbucks PSL + Dunkin pumpkin muffin ='s lunch for the next 2 months 🍂🍁🎃— ▼ Kiel James Patrick (@KJP) September 1, 2016
It's real! Tell your friends!
Girl at Whole Foods is on her iPhone saying, "Shut. Up." over and over followed by, "O. M. G. The pumpkin spice latte is seriously back?"— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) September 1, 2016
Violence is only acceptable if you really want a PSL
Yeah, it's not like the internet to get overly excited about stuff
It's been September for like 2 minutes can u all chill about psl/fall/Halloween pls pls— kendra (@kendra_logue) September 1, 2016
Every time this sentiment is tweeted, a marketing executive gets his wings
I don't even really like PSL but I've seen it so much today on social media I want one now.— kim (@kimtho__) September 1, 2016
Seems like your outer white girl is also dying... ?
Ohhhh lawwwwd Starbuck has their pumpkin spice latte backkkk— Bradlee (@OfficialBradlee) September 1, 2016
My inner white girl is dying <33333
Quick, someone build a Starbucks in Boston for this poor woman!
THE PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE CAME OUT TODAY AND THE STARBUCKS ON CAMPUS IS CLOSED FOR CONSTRUCTION.— Kellie Harrison (@Kell_Bellie) September 1, 2016
Wrong! Nothing is more satisfying than that Bill Murray movie.
I judge each upcoming year with the quality of the 1st pumpkin spice latte of the season - it's like groundhog day, but way more satisfying— Googlechromx (@G00glechr0mx) September 1, 2016
America's PSL-related joy is now invalid
Everyone's all excited about being the first to order a pumpkin spice latte lmao. My barista's were hooking me up two weeks ago 😁— Taylor (@_tayllorsmith) September 1, 2016
The "s" in PSL doesn't stand for "shame"
barista at school: "pumpkin spice latte for Haley"— HaleyCase (@Haley_Wynne) September 1, 2016
random student: "who the hell already got a pumpkin latte"
*I walk up with no shame*
Embrace that feeling, gurl
Afraid that once I sip my first pumpkin spice latte I'll end up screaming "omg meghan trainor gives me life" at strangers— kristine (@iamdannydevito) September 1, 2016
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