Or, if you want to take the easy route, you can go to Bud's website, download a gold label, and slap it on your own can of the beer. Yeah. You can make your own Golden Ticket. Once you have a golden can -- through print or purchase -- you then need to take a photo of it and post it on Twitter, Instagram, or Facebook with the hashtags #SBTix4Life and #Sweeps.
Six winners will be chosen every week. Those selected will automatically win season tickets for the team of their choice (not a bad deal on its own) and be entered to win the grand prize -- a pair of tickets to the Super Bowl for the next five decades.
Any way you slice it, this is probably better than a lifetime supply of chocolate. And you don't have to deal with that asshole Grandpa Joe. Seriously, he is bedridden and can't help support his poverty-stricken family, but as soon as a free trip to a chocolate factory appears, he's up and dancing and singing and jumping all over the family shanty?
There's no room for Grandpa Joe at the Superbowl. Bring grandma instead.