Today, beer cans have holes that make them easier to shotgun, and beer bottles have vortexes that make it easier to vortex them. But deep within a bunker inside a frat house inside Wade Boggs, even crazier beer-based inventions are constantly being schemed up and tested before they make their way into commercials that play during football games. After vortexing a bunch of shotguns one night, we happened to chance our way upon into that bunker, and stole the schematics for four wildly audacious beer can and bottle designs that presumably will soon be hitting the market/your head in a bar. Take a gander at them below, and get ready for The Wottle.
Uncovered: The 4 stupidest beer bottle/can inventions ever... invented