Target: Trader Joe's offers a notoriously sweet white zinfandel, but the category equivalent at Target is a moscato. Immediately after taking his first sip of the moscato, he reached out and handed me an empty cup. "Moscato is a beautiful grape, it's like perfume," he explained. "This stuff has orange notes, sort of an earthy finish, but it's not the same delicate perfume taste at all." His conclusion was, yet again, that the wine would be better mixed with ice and a little seltzer, or for cooking, or in a low-end wine cocktail. Still, in the end, it was, in fact, drinkable.