Blackberries & Crème Frappuccino
A blend of blackberries, vanilla bean, milk, and ice, with whipped cream and a sprinkle of cinnamon dolce on top.
The verdict: This drink is baffling. There is literally no flavor to it, other than the whipped cream. Which... is not necessarily a bad thing. But that's not really what we're ordering Frappuccinos for -- we're are all mostly adults and can buy our own whipped cream. The fact that this tastes like nothing is especially surprising given how flavorful the Strawberry Shortcake Frap was. You can definitely taste the bits of blackberry, though, which I guess is nice if you enjoy getting things stuck in your teeth. Basically, you might as well just ask for a cup of whipped cream and crushed blackberries, because it'll probably cost you less.
Lucy Meilus is a staff writer for Thrillist and is pretty sure these made her even sadder about summer ending. Follow her on Twitter at @Lucymeilus and send news tips to firstname.lastname@example.org.