Daily Grind or It's A Grind or... Bump N Grind
We get it. Oh, we get it! Grind! Like how you grind coffee, and how if you name your shop this I hope you grind your teeth at night until there's no more enamel and you can't drink coffee and decide to close your cafe and open a shop that specializes in the type of discount interior décor you might find at Michaels, which is coincidentally where you thought up your cafe name. Bump n Grind is particularly offensive to R. Kelly fans, but at least it's better than Daily Grind, which is offensive to anyone who has ever experienced a day.
Even if your name is Joe, this is not acceptable. Especially if you name is Joe, actually.