Even if your name is Joe, this is not acceptable. Especially if you name is Joe, actually.
The Coffee Cup
This is the only coffee cup that I refuse to drink out of.
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Dan Gentile is a staff writer on Thrillist's national food and drink team. If he were to open a coffee shop, he would name it Peanut, after his dog. Follow him to an adorable Shih Tzu coffee logo at @Dannosphere.