The girl who talks through the whole game, insists on silence during commercials
Yes, you’ve mentioned the commercials are your favorite. Not everyone agrees.
The view obstructer
You don’t even seem to have an agenda. You’re just meandering in front of the TV. Did someone hypnotize you?
The clandestine farter
He (or she?!) is everywhere. And terrifying. With unfettered access to bean dip.
The guy who won’t stop yelling “Omaha!”
It was funny the first… actually, no. It was never, ever funny.
The seat stealer
Sometimes a man needs to use the bathroom. And don’t tell me he didn’t call “fives” or something. What are you, 13? Oh crap, YOU ARE?