At this point in the month, you've probably attended two ugly sweater parties and one very bizarre "slutty reindeer" party. And at these festivities, your hosts have probably offered you buckets of the unofficial drink of December: eggnog. And no matter what they say, chances are, they didn't make it themselves.
In honor of the creamy, spiced beverage, we decided to subject some of the Thrillist staff to a blind taste-test of seven brand-name options to see which one reigns supreme in the absence of actual effort. Eight testers offered their unbiased opinions.
Here's what our courageous volunteers had to say: