Complain about overpaying for a stadium beer
While waiting in line to purchase your third, probably.
Shotgun a tallboy
Because any scrub can do it with a regularboy.
Have a talk with your favorite brewer
Preferably not one explaining why you were drinking straight from the tank.
Buy somebody a beer on their 21st birthday
Their first beer ever, naturally!
Get the high score on Photo Hunt
And not the one with puppies. The one with the dongs.
Order a beer in another language
A cerveza in Mexico, perhaps. Or a Foster's in Australia.