Their beer: Cigar City Leon
Amidst the Bills' impressive insistence on Super Bowl ignominy, there stands Leon Lett. Or actually, there runs Leon Lett, arms wide in celebration, impressively speedy for a 300lb man, but not quite enough to escape Don Beebe, who loves slapping balls out of large men's hands, and also trying really hard. Leon reminds us all that even when the Bills are at their failing-est, redemption lurks. Turns out redemption feels even better when it's a 13% barleywine.
Editor's Note: Yeah, this beer isn't made in Buffalo, but no other brew allowed us the ability to make a Don Beebe reference in a 2015 Bills preview.
Their beer: The Unknown Brewing Co. When Life Gives You Lemons
Cam and Stewart are staples of the Panthers squad, both of whom are lucky enough to play in a weak division. New for 2015 are Shaq “No Relation to SNL’s Kenan” Thompson at LB and Ted “Had a Bad 2014 And Can’t Wait For This Season to Be” Ginn as a WR/returner. The D should be great again (duh, Kuechly), but Cam will likely be enigmatic as ever. Because we’re guessing this season will likely have a similar result to past ones (in that it’ll end in disappointment), we’d recommend Charlotte’s Unknown Brewing Co’s When Life Gives You Lemons golden ale. Keep your heads up, Panthers fans! At least you have the Hornets! Hmm, better order two.