St. Louis Rams
Their beer: Perennial Artisan Ales Fantastic Voyage
With pirate-worthy mustache owner Jeff Fisher at the helm, a rooking running back with a bum knee, two rookie starters on the O-line, and Nick Foles bringing the booty along with his $24.5 million (!) contract, it will be a fantastic voyage, indeed. One that's more about the journey than the inevitable 8-8 finish. Last stop: Los Angeles?
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Their beer: Cigar City Brewing Big Sound
When Mike Evans scores, there'll be a big sound from that annoying, terrifying canon in Raymond James Stadium, and that's about the most exciting thing that will happen during Tampa Bay's season. Bucs fans: you may need to drink a few extra of Cigar City's beers when, come late November, you realize exactly how many big sounds you have not heard this season.
Their beer: Black Abbey Brewing Co. The Champion
How the hell do the Titans get a beer called The Champion associated with them? Well, it’s sure as hell not because they’ve won anything recently -- the team hasn’t made a playoff appearance since 2008. It’s all because of the winner they drafted at starting QB -- Marcus Mariota. Dude’s won a Heisman and was on the brink of a national championship last year. He’s a winner. And we bet in a few years he’ll be able to take the Titans from the 2-14 team they were in 2014 to a… 5-11 team. Football’s a team sport, so they’re gonna need some time to surround him with other champions. And when they do, they’re gonna be a solid 8-8 team with a sick QB.