The Guy Who's Just There to Hit on State School Girls
He got sooooooooooooo much tail in college, and knows that you can take the "girl out of college, but you can't take the college out of the girl," even though that technically makes no sense.
The Tall Guy Without a Seat
We're not sure who invited Gheorghe Muresan's big brother Chad, but whoever did should treat the guy like an elderly pregnant woman with a wooden leg on the bus and give him their seat right now.
The Sad Salad Guy
He's on a diet, dammit! And he didn't eat before he came because he's not a good planner! And now he's eating a side salad at a sports bar, and picking out the croutons. It really has come to this, huh?
The Old Guy Who Isn't Watching Any Games, But Loves the Atmosphere
He doesn't give a crap about any game, but always picks a side to cheer for while hovering over a table of fans 20yrs his junior. He doesn't smoke, but can he bum one?