The Non-Fan Who Got Something to Go And Didn't Realize There Would Be A Game On
You can recognize him by the look of terror on his face, when he comes in to pick up his weekly Tuesday fried-chicken sandwich with extra chips and sees the crowd.
The Guy Who Tickles People
Seriously?! No one tickles anyone anymore/ever! It's even creepy when you do it to yourself!
The Family with Kids
Mom is completely aghast at the sheer amount of f-bombs floating around the bar, especially the ones that come out of her husband every 15mins. Whose idea was this anyway?!?!
Bonus Best Person In A Sports Bar:
The Girl Who Just Came To A Sports Bar Because She Wanted To Watch A Game, And Drink Beer, And Eat Wings, And Has No Other Agenda
Will you marry us?!?
Andy Kryza is Thrillist's national eat/drink senior editor, a Flintstones-era Spartan, a retired Lions fan, and often the Sore Loser and Awful Winner at the same time. Follow him to the smell of tear gas via @apkryza.