The Match.com Date
The awkwardness is palpable.
The OK Cupid Date
The awkwardness is palpable but they’re probably gonna have sex anyway.
The Girl Waiting for Her Tinder Date
The awkwardness is about to be palpable any minute once this dude gets done with his other Tinder date. Definitely having sex though.
The Bachelor Party
Why aren’t you in Vegas, you poors?
The Bachelorette Party
Why aren't you in Vegas, you... whoa, did that girl just show her boobs?
The Juke Box Overuser
Stop pumping in $20s just to play Jars of Clay's entire discography.
Is he even here with anyone? He hasn’t spoken in 45mins. Check his shoes for skirt mirrors.
The Girl Who Insists on Ordering Mojitos in an Extremely Crowded Beer Bar
Also, it's January, honey.
The Guy Who Hits on Every Girl at the Bar Strictly Because, Statistically Speaking, Eventually the Odds Will Start to Favor One of Them Saying Yes
Even if he usually doesn't get past, "Hey, girl".