The Drink Over-Orderer
"Complex syrup" isn't even a thing.
The Guy Reading an Extremely Thick Paperback Novel Who Is Seemingly Surprised Other People Are Talking Near Him
Everyone is extremely impressed that you can keep re-reading Ken Follett's surprisingly graphic sex scenes.
The Match.com Date
The awkwardness is palpable.
The OK Cupid Date
The awkwardness is palpable but they’re probably gonna have sex anyway.
The Girl Waiting for Her Tinder Date
The awkwardness is about to be palpable any minute once this dude gets done with his other Tinder date. Definitely having sex though.
The Bachelor Party
Why aren’t you in Vegas, you poors?
The Bachelorette Party
Why aren't you in Vegas, you... whoa, did that girl just show her boobs?
The Juke Box Overuser
Stop pumping in $20s just to play Jars of Clay's entire discography.