There's no question about it: beer has long been your right hand man -- literally, in your right hand. It's seen you at your best and it's seen you at your worst. Like Gandalf’s horse, Shadowfax, beer has been your friend through many dangers. And luckily, beer can’t talk, or judge you. Well, at least until now.
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Tony Merevick is Cities News Editor at Thrillist is waiting for someone to actually print these and slap them on beer bottles. Send news tips to firstname.lastname@example.org and follow him on Twitter @tonymerevick.