Whether you’ll admit it or not, you’ve probably uncorked a bottle — or bottles — of wine, fully embracing the drink because wine doesn't judge. After all, life is best lived through rosè-tinted spectacles. But what if wine labels got real, and instead of you judging the wine by its label, the wine's label judged you?
Tony Merevick is Cities News Editor at Thrillist and is currently taking measurements for a custom boxed wine apparatus in his desk drawer that will involve a very convenient -- but discreet -- straw. Send news tips to firstname.lastname@example.org and follow him on Twitter @tonymerevick.