“Do you have an iPhone 5 charger?”
Contrary to popular belief, a DJ booth is not an Apple Store that stocks a full inventory of vintage charging cables.
“Can I get on the mic and make a general fool of myself?”
“Can I put my drink down next to all your expensive equipment?”
Sure, I'd love vodka spilled all over my mixer.
“Can I put my purse back here?”
No, someone will probably spill vodka on it.
“No one is dancing.”
Thanks for the update!
“I want to dance. Why is no one dancing?”
You don't need personal permission from the DJ to dance. There's a million reasons why people might not be dancing, but that isn't one of them.
“Can you play Katy Perry/Justin Bieber?”
I could. But no.