You know how it goes at Summer barbecues. You've got some brisket, you've got some soda, and you can't get them both into your mouth fast enough. But thanks to Texas-based soda company Big Red, there's finally a (totally fake) solution: BBQ brisket cola.
In a new commercial made by the comedy pair Beef & Sage, we get a glimpse into the greatest make-believe picnic of all time. The grills are going, the coolers are stocked, and all of a sudden someone whips out a Big Red BBQ bottle. It's a wondrous, super-sized plastic soda bottle with pop on the top and a stash of smokey brisket at the bottom, which the deliriously happy picnic partiers devour after tearing open half of the plastic. We also find out at the end that there's a BBQ chicken variety, proving that those smug fantasyland bitches have all the fun. Watch the cruelly fictional action below: