11. Booze is coming
This spring, Starbucks announced it would be rolling out its "Evenings Menu" nationwide over the next couple of years. That menu includes stuff like truffle mac 'n cheese, bacon-wrapped dates... and, oh right, beer and wine. The program has already been thriving in Atlanta, Portland, Seattle, Los Angeles, and Chicago locations, and since the announcement, the liquored-up menu has hit Washington Dulles International Airport and Downtown Disney. Happiest place on Earth, indeed.