St. Patrick's Day is fast approaching, and that means two things. One: Your clothes, beer, and local rivers are about to turn blindingly green. Two: The Shamrock Shake is back in action. As always, the good people of Twitter freaked out. These are the best reactions to McDonald's beloved prodigal shake. Some involve rage fires, others feature shout-outs to Philosophy 101. All pay tribute to Ronald's glorious green concoction.
8. They experienced personal growth.
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7. They switched up their morning routine.
6. They induced road rage everywhere.
5. They congratulated their peers on persevering.
4. They committed light arson.
3. They tested their boyfriends.
2. They got introspective.
1. They rewrote Olympic narratives.
Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist, and is still reeling from the time she accidentally drank banana milk in 9th grade. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.