Science claims the best time of day to drink coffee is 10:30am, but what's the worst time of day? Whenever your local coffee shop is staffed by the Condescending Coffee Snob.
But for every Condescender, there's a handful of Small Talk Experts, Tip Flirts, and Lifers that make going to a coffee shop a beloved pastime for everyone from students who nurse one cup for five hours to lip-smacking espresso lovers. Keep reading to see the complete canon of coffee baristas, and if we missed any, be sure to leave us a tip in the comments section. Just like at a coffee shop, you'll be rewarded with nods of appreciation and witty, semi-sexual banter.
Arrived at 6am to unlock the doors. Probably still has bits of sleep in their eyes and alcohol on their breath. Wide awake for 30 minutes at a time, followed by severe espresso crashes. Deserving of some slack.