Just because you're drinking grown-up juice (or, as you may know it, "wine") doesn't mean you have to be such an adult. Dive back into your preteen Super Mario Bros marathons with these kickass wine labels by VinePair. The site mocked up six classic Nintendo characters, so whether your allegiances lie with Donkey Kong or Mike Tyson (from Punch-Out!!, obviously), you can find a vintage that's right for you. If only all Sauvignon Blancs came "Triforce aged."
Kristin Hunt is a Food/Drink staff writer for Thrillist, and really wants to play Mario Kart now. Follow her to Koopa Troopa Beach at @kristin_hunt.
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