We have nothing against the Keurig coffee maker. It's fast, it's easy, and it's drastically decreased the number of 9:05am office kitchen meltdowns. And there're so many flavor options! But what happens when choosing between breakfast blend and dark roast isn't enough? Well, you get these K-Cup varieties that take coffee flavoring to the extreme. Prepare to weep over these totally real coffee capsules.
If you've ever gotten crunk on a TGI Fridays mudslide (last weekend was sooo cray-cray!!), you know that you're basically just drinking melted ice cream and vodka. Add java to the mix and you've got an outrageously sweet concoction guaranteed to give you sugar stress dreams.
Chocolate Glazed Donut Coffee
What are we, heathens? Mankind has been dipping its donuts in Joe since the dawn of coffee chains, and that's the way it should be. Forcing the two together into one brew only proves we have forgone all laws of nature and decency.
Wild Mountain Blueberry Coffee
Fact: Blueberries are a delicious Summer treat that easily make the top five pie fillings of all time. Another fact: They do not belong in coffee. Not now, and not ever.
Crème Brûlée Coffee
The dessert might be delectable, but this K-Cup isn't going to have a caramelized top or allow you to torch something. So why on Earth are you putting pseudo-custard in your coffee? Forget the "burnt cream" and stick with the half-and-half.
Macadamia Cookie Coffee
Making your coffee taste like cookies is already overkill, but macadamia cookie coffee? Haven't people with nut allergies suffered enough, Gloria Jean?
Cinnamon Roll Coffee
Even if you're a little self-conscious about eating a Cinnabon (Louis C.K. feels your pain), drinking cinnamon roll coffee is not the answer.
Raspberry Chocolate Truffle Coffee
It's pretty hard to sip a cup of Joe that's "truffle" anything without seeming like the kind of person who buys $150 Swarovski Starbucks cups. But this guy's a double offender for having chocolate truffle flavoring plus another berry with no business in your coffee mug. Cool it with the fruits!