1oz vodka, 1oz Kahlua, 1oz soda water
"Bro, dead ass, you have to get this shot. Bro, get me a straw. You get layers, bro. Layers on layers on layers when you suck this shit up. You get a sick head rush, and like, different flavors and shit. I'm getting everyone shots, you down?" That's you.
1/3oz Sour Apple Pucker, 1/3oz peach schnapps, 1/3oz cranberry juice
You eat frozen Snickers nightly as a midnight snack, and yet you've never had a cavity. Dentists hate you! You don't have a sweet tooth, you have sweet teeth. You stir your coffee in the morning with Pixy Stix. When you wake up, you crack open your first of five sodas for the day (who needs coffee?). Your friends joke that if you keep eating like this, you're going to get diabetes, but joke's on them because you've already had it for a while now.