By this point, you should already anticipate a spelling flub on your coffee cup every time you go to Starbucks. But a new site will help you prepare for the exact offense, right down to the letter.
What's My Starbucks Name? is the latest from Justin Hook, a writer for Bob's Burgers. Simply drop your name in the generator and the site will spit back a wildly off approximation. The best part? They're all real examples of Starbucks' mistakes, as you'll see from the photographic proof. You can click, "That's not what I ordered" for even more guesses or "Try a Different Starbucks" to enter a new name. First one to hit "A-Me" wins.
Kristin Hunt is a Food/Drink staff writer for Thrillist, and is apparently destined for "Karson" cups. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.
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