You love whiskey, but don’t want to spend $14 on a Macallan, even though you just got talked into spending $15 on a Michter’s. But hey, it’s a single-barrel!
Bourbon on the rocks
You are totally okay with the "Bourbon, neat" guy making fun of you, because you just drank a whole glass of whiskey in 45 seconds, and that was the point, and you don’t really even like whiskey.
Long Island Iced Tea
You are either in college, or didn't start drinking until you were 27. You own a long-sleeve T-shirt that advertises a fake surf shop in a place you've never visited.