Toffee Nut Latte
You are most likely wearing UGG boots, black spandex pants, and a college sweatshirt with the collar cut into a V.
The Postal Service's Give Up 10th anniversary edition CD
You're nostalgic for the early aughts and have a tendency to borderline-scold people who don't know what "The District" is. You, like the district in the song, will sleep alone tonight.
Starbucks Reserve Aged Sumatra brewed on the Clover
You are wearing the type of glasses that make you look like a movie director. You owned all the CDs for sale on the counter before they were popular. You wish Wes Anderson movies were books, so you could say you were reading them.