You don’t even need the subtitles during the Sicilian scenes in The Godfather. Not that you have time to watch it, as you’re rereading The Divine Comedy in the original Italian. Dante remains as relevant as ever in our modern era, do you not concur?
For 2yrs in the mid-aughts, you backpacked around South America, submitting long-winded, weirdly personal travel essays to Lonely Planet and Matador Travel, even though most of the time, you just scrolled through pictures of your ex in the hostel’s Internet cafe.
Your three favorite things, in no particular order: the effortlessness with which you pull off the jeans & blazer look, a properly-cooked rib eye, and cheating on your significant other.
To be honest, you didn’t even realize you were drinking wine.