3. You can name your cocktail something cool, as there are a lot of ways to say “two”
Duo? Pair? Couple? Twosome? All of these words mean two, which means if you use two ingredients, your drink can be the Tank-you Twosome, the Prickly Pair, the Drinkable Duo, or whatever mad thing you desire, you simple-drink-making wordsmith.
4. There’s no chance someone screws this up
The fanciest restaurant, the dirtiest roadhouse, your cousin who had a cinderblock fall on his head’s house -- nobody will screw this order up.