3. You can name your cocktail something cool, as there are a lot of ways to say “two”
Duo? Pair? Couple? Twosome? All of these words mean two, which means if you use two ingredients, your drink can be the Tank-you Twosome, the Prickly Pair, the Drinkable Duo, or whatever mad thing you desire, you simple-drink-making wordsmith.
4. There’s no chance someone screws this up
The fanciest restaurant, the dirtiest roadhouse, your cousin who had a cinderblock fall on his head’s house -- nobody will screw this order up.
5. You can just add ice back into an old drink and it’s fine
What’s this? An old drink you seem to have forgotten on the coffee table. Two ice cubes and it’s good to go.