Germany is out in the first round. People hate Messi. The South Koreans are heroes. America never even made it to begin with.
2018's World Cup (you know of soccer, aka football, aka a game that's astonishingly underappreciated in the States and staggeringly popular literally everywhere else) in Russia has been full of more surprises than a Matryoshka dolls filled with liquid nitrogen.
But, despite 3.2 billion people traditionally tuning in to watch the beautiful game on its biggest stage (that's almost half the global population, if you're keeping track at home), only one, lone man is truly doing it right.
His name is Gus. And he decided to purchase a beer from all 32 participating countries in the 2018 World Cup. When a country is eliminated, he drinks the native, corresponding beer in solidarity.