Long Island Iced Tea
"It's a lot of booze, but usually the lower-shelf stuff -- the well products," Williams warns. "It gets thrown into the glass with not a lot of care or effort."
What to order instead: Punch Bowl Social Portland's Fiji Island Iced Tea (vodka, gin, rum, triple sec, pomegranate syrup, white IPA float)
7 and 7
"I call it the quintessential wedding drink," Williams says. "It's like, 'I don't know what to order at the wedding. I don't know what [the bar] will have.' A lot of times they'll put whatever whiskey they have and soda. There's so many other options. It's the drink of someone who doesn't get out much, someone who doesn't want to try new things. Someone who doesn't want to try a proper cocktail, like even a whiskey on the rocks. What I don't like about it is it's safe."
What to order instead: Old Fashioned (whiskey, Angostura bitters, orange slice)