Scott Gold
Scott Gold

"I think drinking actual swamp water would be preferable."

Scott Gold

“It would make The Dude cry into his bathrobe."

Scott Gold
Scott Gold

“This is what an unguarded 16-year-old would do with their parents’ liquor cabinet, trying to make a lot of hard liquor taste like not a lot of hard liquor.”

Scott Gold

"It’s like a blue freeze-pop mixed with wiper fluid."

Scott Gold

“This tastes like being murdered by a Jolly Rancher."

Scott Gold